I'm so sorry you are having such a really crappy day - I thought mine was bad, but it sounds like you've trumped my bad day and raised it to a new level. I found two things that might cheer you up.
Pictures of Jensen - I'm sure you've seen these, but it is mightily overwhelming to see them all on one page:
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Date: 2007-03-09 11:33 pm (UTC)Pictures of Jensen - I'm sure you've seen these, but it is mightily overwhelming to see them all on one page:
http://community.livejournal.com/dean_sam/985267.html
And I found this video for you - if this doesn't make you laugh, nothing will:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPCSF5WicPk
I hope these help! I will be thinking about you!
Deborah