ROTFL! Oh man, I was waiting and waiting for a Wisconsin-ite to leave me a comment! And boy, you didn't disappoint! Priceless! You had ME in tears!

Thanks for the insight as to what that airport actually looks like inside, for while the house in Tomahawk is straight out of my own childhood, I've only ever driven past the Central Wisconsin airport. :-) Now it's even funnier since I know it's that tiny! Love it!