Oh, please. You don't even LIKE Sam. And isn't it funny how I mention my love for him in nearly EVERY SINGLE POST I MAKE and yet you. You only make a LAME post about him on his BIRTHDAY.

And Sam happens to LOVE Flashdance so SHUT UP.

And of course you know if you're not going to be sending me anymore cards from Jared then I'M not going to be sending you anymore cards from Jensen so think about THAT while you're smokin' your cigar.